From the Chaplain

Ever since “Fake News” has become a part of our daily lives, we have come to have a deep appreciation for the Truth.  How pleasant to know that something is true!   ….or is it?  Did you hear about the guy who was driving home from a party and he was stopped by the Highway Patrol.  The cop said, “Sir, you were driving 77.”  The guy said, “No, I wasn’t.  I had it on Cruise Control and I was driving 55.”  Cop:  “Sorry, sir.  My radar said 77.”  The guy said, “Officer, I’m going to have your job, your badge, and then I’m going to punch you in the nose.”  The cop turned to the man’s wife and said, “Is he always like this?”  The wife replied, “No sir, only when he’s drunk.”